necromorph-slayinglovemachine:
I’m not sure but I think I just accidentally created a legendary Pokemon
(via ohsoclever-clara)
necromorph-slayinglovemachine:
I’m not sure but I think I just accidentally created a legendary Pokemon
(via ohsoclever-clara)
the third gif is mesmerising its like his body moves and then his head does and then ugh
(via tom-and-ben)
I’m pretty much just embarrassing myself at this point
I JUST LET OUT THE UGLIEST LAUGH JESUS
(via unseenmadeseen)
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
(via abnormalshu)
if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid
(via abnormalshu)
And the “Bitchface of the year” award goes to…
Someone needs to add: Bitch I will cut you
… with my cheekbones.
I dont care how many times I’ve reblogged this IT GETS FUNNIER EVERY TIME
Benebitch Bitcherbatch everybody
i still think “Bach off” would suit it better…
(via abnormalshu)
they will find this portrait 3000 years from now and create a religion out of it
(via allmy-fandomfeels)
I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT
THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT?
BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES
‘IMAGINE THE SKY’
‘HOW IS THE SKY’
‘TOUCH THE SKY’
IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT
YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.
(via cas0dilla)
HI
I am the potoo
I spend most of my time sitting on the edges of tree branches,
pretending to be a stick or dead leaf
it’s not as easy as it looks
I sing virtually exclusively around the period of the full moon
because, according to legend,
I am a mournful spirit in love with the spirit of the moon
(via teawithturtle)
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
(via gingerthon)
yesterday at the train station i found a picture of a random old lady on the floor
idk who she is but ive named her grandma joyce
shes my new grandma
perfction
Hahaha
r u laughing at my grandma punk
(via unseenmadeseen)